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Ok I have two Jessica stories I've been meaning to tell.
A couple weeks ago this chick decides she's gonna open up a can of tunafish with a KNIFE! Needless to say that was not going down, but she was just adamant about it. I'm in the living room and she says she's gonna make tuna. Now she can be really lazy so I was excited just to hear her take the initiative and make her own food. Then I walk in the kitchen and the sight of her with the can on the kitchen counter and this large knife with the tip pointed on the can and the sharp edge facing her body was just too much. And she's being stubborn talkin bout "I can do it! No! Let me do it!" And I'm telling her that she'll cut herself. This chick says "Eric (her brother) does it all the time." Y'all... I was two seconds from saying "Fuck your brother!!!!!" So I'm like "just wait til your mother gets home." And she's acting like this tunafish is crucial. We actually had a tuggle over the damn can! I'm thinking "ok she's gonna cut her fingers, I'm gonna have a heart attack so neither of us will be able to call 911!!!" Finally after way too long she goes "I think I'll just wait 'til mommy gets home." =/!!!!!! And she's real funny. She'll say this shit as if she has no recollection of me saying it first! Like it was her idea.
Then yesterday I bought her some Maltas and she really wanted me to have one. So I'm like ok, but didn't get around to drinking it. I left the house and I'm standing near their building waiting for the bus when Eric is walking towards me. I'm thinking he's going to the store or something so I casually say hi and he says " you seen Jessica?" Aroo? Apparently she ran out of the house after I left to give me that Malta in her pajamas and no shoes! She was serious about me getting that beverage! Eric and I are walking towards the building when my cell rings and Jessi says "DeeDee!* You forgot your Malta!" I'm like =/ "Put it in the fridge for me. I'll be there tomorrow. And don't EVER leave the house like that again!!!!"
Then today she drinks it and I didn't get a drop. lol
*Her mother couldn't pronounce (or maybe wasn't paying attention to) my name when we first met so she was calling me BeeBee. Now she knows it, but I guess BeeBee stuck. And Jessica, in modeling after her mother calls me DeeDee sometimes. *shrugs*
A couple weeks ago this chick decides she's gonna open up a can of tunafish with a KNIFE! Needless to say that was not going down, but she was just adamant about it. I'm in the living room and she says she's gonna make tuna. Now she can be really lazy so I was excited just to hear her take the initiative and make her own food. Then I walk in the kitchen and the sight of her with the can on the kitchen counter and this large knife with the tip pointed on the can and the sharp edge facing her body was just too much. And she's being stubborn talkin bout "I can do it! No! Let me do it!" And I'm telling her that she'll cut herself. This chick says "Eric (her brother) does it all the time." Y'all... I was two seconds from saying "Fuck your brother!!!!!" So I'm like "just wait til your mother gets home." And she's acting like this tunafish is crucial. We actually had a tuggle over the damn can! I'm thinking "ok she's gonna cut her fingers, I'm gonna have a heart attack so neither of us will be able to call 911!!!" Finally after way too long she goes "I think I'll just wait 'til mommy gets home." =/!!!!!! And she's real funny. She'll say this shit as if she has no recollection of me saying it first! Like it was her idea.
Then yesterday I bought her some Maltas and she really wanted me to have one. So I'm like ok, but didn't get around to drinking it. I left the house and I'm standing near their building waiting for the bus when Eric is walking towards me. I'm thinking he's going to the store or something so I casually say hi and he says " you seen Jessica?" Aroo? Apparently she ran out of the house after I left to give me that Malta in her pajamas and no shoes! She was serious about me getting that beverage! Eric and I are walking towards the building when my cell rings and Jessi says "DeeDee!* You forgot your Malta!" I'm like =/ "Put it in the fridge for me. I'll be there tomorrow. And don't EVER leave the house like that again!!!!"
Then today she drinks it and I didn't get a drop. lol
*Her mother couldn't pronounce (or maybe wasn't paying attention to) my name when we first met so she was calling me BeeBee. Now she knows it, but I guess BeeBee stuck. And Jessica, in modeling after her mother calls me DeeDee sometimes. *shrugs*