Someday, Hal Jordan will swish across the stage in a pink pantsuit.

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It has come to my attention that in the song "Bend and Snap" from the Legally Blonde Musical, Paulette's last line is "I'M GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE".

My brain just made the snap to Guy being a sassy beautician with a crush on oblivious UPS delivery boy!Kyle.

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.But let's be honest here, Kyle would look adorable in that UPS

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[merelymine]

I TOTALLY LOVE YOU FOR THIS. :D:D:D:D:D

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The best thank you would be help writing this. Because I'm sure we can both agree that it is NONSENSE.

[merelymine]

It is wonderful nonsense. :D And Kyle would be so adorable in a UPS uniform, omg.

I've only seen Legally Blonde one time, so I don't know how helpful I would be, but I WILL TOTALLY MAKE THE OFFER. I think the biggest problem is that Guy is not shy AT ALL, so he would just have to be constantly hitting on a completely oblivious Kyle.

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That is almost 90% of the reason why I decided this AU must exist: because of Kyle in that unf-iform with the shorts. I don't even know why it's so adorable on him in my head. It just. Is. XD

Additionally: yes please! I used to have it on my computer somewhere; the musical is hilarious c: And, well, it could easily be that Guy doesn't really hit on people at work because he's a businessman and he has a reputation to keep. So getting past that awkwardness to hit on Kyle...

Actually, yeah, it'd be spectacularly easy. He'd be more likely to run into the wall that Kyle is way too oblivious to comprehend all the flirtation, so in the end, he's forced to just smack Kyle's bum and drag him into a closet for a little bit all "OKAY STORE'S CLOSED BE BACK IN AN HO... TWO. TWO HOURS. YUP."