Someday, Hal Jordan will swish across the stage in a pink pantsuit.
It has come to my attention that in the song "Bend and Snap" from the Legally Blonde Musical, Paulette's last line is "I'M GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE".
My brain just made the snap to Guy being a sassy beautician with a crush on oblivious UPS delivery boy!Kyle.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.
But let's be honest here, Kyle would look adorable in that UPS uniform with the delivery boy shorts and Guy would be the rockingest hairdresser ever. He'd be all "Woman, don't even try a perm, it'll look like crap on ya. No, you couldn't even pay me to do it. Now sit your ass down because we're givin' you a bob cut so you stop lookin' like you're wearin' a mop on yer head."
No, I have no idea who Elle Woods would be. Probably Hal Jordan although, really, no one needs to teach Guy to bend and snap. If he wants him some Kyle, he's gonna get him some Kyle :|
/weeps softly at whatever the hell this is
This entry was originally posted at Dreamwidth.
My brain just made the snap to Guy being a sassy beautician with a crush on oblivious UPS delivery boy!Kyle.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.
But let's be honest here, Kyle would look adorable in that UPS uniform with the delivery boy shorts and Guy would be the rockingest hairdresser ever. He'd be all "Woman, don't even try a perm, it'll look like crap on ya. No, you couldn't even pay me to do it. Now sit your ass down because we're givin' you a bob cut so you stop lookin' like you're wearin' a mop on yer head."
No, I have no idea who Elle Woods would be. Probably Hal Jordan although, really, no one needs to teach Guy to bend and snap. If he wants him some Kyle, he's gonna get him some Kyle :|
/weeps softly at whatever the hell this is
This entry was originally posted at Dreamwidth.