Porn Thursday: Now with less fail!

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So.... I promised that I'd do a porn!thursday

And not fail this time

like I did last time

because I'm really dumb a lot of times.

So here goes...

Rule Recap

1) YOU give me a pairing and a prompt (word, song, lyrics, whatever) anytime before 23:59 EST on Thursday July 9.

2) I write you delicious cake something smutty. (I will never tire of

Comments

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RULE 4 8D

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SEE IF I EVER MANAGE TO GET KIRYU'S FUCKING CHARACTERIZATION RIGHT AFTER NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT HIS CANON, I WILL HIT THAT WITH ALL THE FUCKING FORCE OF AN ATOMIC BOMB, WHAT.

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GDI RULE 4

but dude wtf is that request and how would I even write porn about inanimate objects with no genitals =/

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Although you know what the sad thing is

I'm going to be fucking writing this

/cries forever and starts pulling out the tentacle porn For Great Justice and INSPIRATION

[meowminx]

Murg, stupid time zones. I just woke up.

If it's interesting, I'd like to request Selina/Logan since people seem to like the pairing, but I'm a fade to black type of person. Prompt, uh... "haunted by the past".

Can I go back to sleep now?

[darkhours]

I WANTED AIGIS/SOUNDWAVE because it's so cute my dreams will never come true

[wadewilson]

Ben Vereen/James Brown
B.A. Baracus/Murdock
Dan Fielding/Christine Sullivan
Barney Fife/Janet Wood from Three's Company
King Kong Turned Human/Fay Wray
Roger Rabbit/Bunnicula
Deadpool/Jessica Rabbit
Howard Stern/Don Imus
King of Cartoons/Reba the Mail Lady
Pee-Wee Herman/Madonna
Absorbing Man/Titania
Abomination/The Harpy
Dr. Mid-Nite/Black Canary
Deadpool/Wonder Woman/Donna Troy/Wonder Girl
Deadshot/Scandal Savage/Knockout
Adult Charlie Brown/Adult Peppermint Patty/Adult Marcie
Walter Sobchak/Mr. Pink
Ben Grimm/Hannu
Mogo/Ego/Unicron/Death Star
Thundercracker/Blackarachnia
John McClane/Elisa Maza
Billy Batson/Courtney Whitmore, both of drinking age
Video/Radio Star
Wally West/Barbara Gordon
Batman/Karen Page
Black Panther/Catwoman
Daredevil/Harley Quinn
James T. Kirk/Shirley Schmidt
Happy Gilmore/Elaine Benes

Take your pick(s).

[goddamnrobin]

I can safely say none of them appeal to me.

[wadewilson]

Alas. I thought sheer tonnage would work. WOE.

/should stop commenting with very random RP accounts

[fallenbird]

Maybe one will appeal to Toast?

(Also you need a prompt. A very very general prompt that could apply to all the pairings. Like "fingers" or something.)