Porn Thursday: Now with less fail!

[dytabytes]

So.... I promised that I'd do a porn!thursday

And not fail this time

like I did last time

because I'm really dumb a lot of times.

So here goes...

Rule Recap

1) YOU give me a pairing and a prompt (word, song, lyrics, whatever) anytime before 23:59 EST on Thursday July 9.

2) I write you delicious cake something smutty. (I will never tire of

Comments

[wadewilson]

Ben Vereen/James Brown
B.A. Baracus/Murdock
Dan Fielding/Christine Sullivan
Barney Fife/Janet Wood from Three's Company
King Kong Turned Human/Fay Wray
Roger Rabbit/Bunnicula
Deadpool/Jessica Rabbit
Howard Stern/Don Imus
King of Cartoons/Reba the Mail Lady
Pee-Wee Herman/Madonna
Absorbing Man/Titania
Abomination/The Harpy
Dr. Mid-Nite/Black Canary
Deadpool/Wonder Woman/Donna Troy/Wonder Girl
Deadshot/Scandal Savage/Knockout
Adult Charlie Brown/Adult Peppermint Patty/Adult Marcie
Walter Sobchak/Mr. Pink
Ben Grimm/Hannu
Mogo/Ego/Unicron/Death Star
Thundercracker/Blackarachnia
John McClane/Elisa Maza
Billy Batson/Courtney Whitmore, both of drinking age
Video/Radio Star
Wally West/Barbara Gordon
Batman/Karen Page
Black Panther/Catwoman
Daredevil/Harley Quinn
James T. Kirk/Shirley Schmidt
Happy Gilmore/Elaine Benes

Take your pick(s).

[goddamnrobin]

I can safely say none of them appeal to me.

[wadewilson]

Alas. I thought sheer tonnage would work. WOE.

/should stop commenting with very random RP accounts

[fallenbird]

Maybe one will appeal to Toast?

(Also you need a prompt. A very very general prompt that could apply to all the pairings. Like "fingers" or something.)

[wadewilson]

Something like "really springy bed?"

Or perhaps "at one of their places of employment?"

[fallenbird]

Nope. I really like "fingers" now.

It should be "fingers".

[wadewilson]

Well, I like "sweaty office/precinct/WHIZ radio/etc. action."

[hideously]

... FFFF ROGER RABBIT/BUNNICULA WHAT

... Video/Radio star oh lord
oh wow

[wadewilson]

Radio star's love is so buggled...