Porn Thursday: Now with less fail!
So.... I promised that I'd do a porn!thursday
And not fail this time
like I did last time
because I'm really dumb a lot of times.
So here goes...
Rule Recap
1) YOU give me a pairing and a prompt (word, song, lyrics, whatever) anytime before 23:59 EST on Thursday July 9.
2) I write you delicious cake something smutty. (I will never tire of that joke, so help me god.) If I do the black screen thing, it's probably because a) your pairing, while a good one, sort of breaks my brain or b) my mind is failing me and I can't come up with decent porn at the moment. Either way, you're free to beat me until I start coughing up crumbs.
3) The first THREE people to comment get at least 300 words. The FOURTH person gets consolation prize of at least 100. (And by at least, I mean 'probably more than that'.)
4) Anyone who gives me something really interesting and/or appeali$ng to me gets porn too ♥
Sound good? AWESOME.
And not fail this time
like I did last time
because I'm really dumb a lot of times.
So here goes...
Rule Recap
1) YOU give me a pairing and a prompt (word, song, lyrics, whatever) anytime before 23:59 EST on Thursday July 9.
2) I write you delicious cake something smutty. (I will never tire of that joke, so help me god.) If I do the black screen thing, it's probably because a) your pairing, while a good one, sort of breaks my brain or b) my mind is failing me and I can't come up with decent porn at the moment. Either way, you're free to beat me until I start coughing up crumbs.
3) The first THREE people to comment get at least 300 words. The FOURTH person gets consolation prize of at least 100. (And by at least, I mean 'probably more than that'.)
4) Anyone who gives me something really interesting and/or appeali$ng to me gets porn too ♥
Sound good? AWESOME.