Ave, Imperator, nos moribimus te salutamus!

I have my first final at 1:00pm. I am so not ready. Its not that I don't know it, its just that its on a curve, and I think other people know it MORE. So if I fail, be prepared for much kvetching, crying, and career planning.
Also, many many beers.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm thankful that, 2 weeks before finals, I have a Trojan virus on my computer. Hooray!

Need beer. Need beer now.

Dear James Spader ( Read more... )

Sorry guys, this is menstrual related TMI. Not so much gross, but I imagine that ya'll don't care, so I'll put it behind a little cut.

( Period )

Don't use Q-tips to clean your ears ( Read more... )

Homework to do tonight

Civil Procedure
Torts
Legal Research

By Wednesday:

Property
Legal Writing

By Thursday

Civil Procedure
Torts

Fuck Richard Dean Anderson, I should have played MacGyver!

Using only tools available to me at the Law School Library, I have fixed my broken flip flop, thus enabling me to walk home without getting some terrible disease from all the crap all over the sidewalk!

Hooray for a hole punch and paperclips. Hooray I say!

1) When you repeatedly check back to another person's LJ to find out if their daughter has had her baby yet. Then, you're PISSED that she hasn't updated ( Read more... )

Alas, I find myself roommateless, again ( Read more... )

"Who is this guy?" he says while squinting at his computer
"Who are you talking about?"
"Cane West - is that a rapper?"

Cane West. Alas.