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07895422606?
And why have they phoned me between 2 and 3am for the past 2 nights?
Fucking rap it, I'm trying to sleep.

New Finger Eleven Single

I...just don't know what to say. This is incredibly horrible, yet catchy!
Franz Ferdinand anyone?

the Shock Jock

(52% dark, 61% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also ( Read more... )

Righto, fuckers.
This is an update regarding the Barbeque. It's a bump, so it's top of yer friggen list.
12pm, saturday the 3rd of June. Be there or be A FAGMO!

On the 27th of May 3rd of June (which is 2 weeks today a week and 5 days away) I am having another monumentous BBQ. Be sure to get it off work 'n' shit.
Nae excuses.
Sorry for the random changes and shit, but the weather and forecasts have been fucking gash.

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Lost it somewhere along the way. Maybe when I had my willy out along Woodlands...I want it back. Gei's.
My cock is huge btw, just so you know. STICK IT IN YOU!

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Always me innit?
Fuck you God you spiteful bastard!