Talking Dirty, part 14.

[dynastic_queen]

And awaaaaaaaaaaay we go

Comments

[faerie_writer]

Hahhahahahha! I loved the table skirt one! ;P

[dynastic_queen]

Ooooh yeah--my personal favorite. And I shoulda known! LOL

[mdbenoit]

Was the turkey a bird, or a human?

[dynastic_queen]

Good question! *briefly remembers all the jive turkeys she hung out with back in the 70s* Definitely a bird, in this case. Poor thing probably gobbled itself silly.

[smeddley]

And didn't I read somewhere that the fashions in the Victorian times sometimes showed nipple? You could have your boob hanging out but OMG don't show ANKLE!

*pictures a man and his buddies looking down into a bassinet - shot zooms in to show a small end table - man says, 'We were hoping for a dining room table, but as long as it has four legs and is healthy, we're okay with it'*

[dynastic_queen]

ROFL!! Furniture polish in bulk IS less expensive than baby formula, I think.