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[dyadiic]

hey a22hole2

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[toothballs]

Fifty-two!

1/3

[dyadiic]

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2/4 i lied

[dyadiic]

hii 2ana.

nothiing much. how about you.

3/4

[dyadiic]

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4/4

[dyadiic]

thii2 ii2 2tupiid.

[toothballs]

Oh, stranger, what are you talking about? I'm stupid, but you don't know that yet!

[dyadiic]

iit'2 2ollux.

really. ii have a pretty good 2en2e for that, 2o ii iimagiine ii'll know 2oon enough.

[toothballs]

Oh, that's good. You can be the smart one, 2ollux.

-- cool name, bro!

[dyadiic]

2ollux. ssssssollux. sollux.

thank2 i gue22. iit'2 actually kiind of loath2ome, a2 not only ii2 iit a completely terriible name, but ii mean what kiind of iinept douchebag can't even pronounce hii2 own name correctly.

iif you can't fiigure that one out then forget ii 2aiid anythiing.

[toothballs]

Sollux is cool too! It sounds like a hero's name!

I know, maybe you just can't pronounce it because it's so special and amazing that you have to level up first.

[dyadiic]

no iit 2ound2 liike a priick'2 name.

level up?? wtf. 2hould ii even bother two try and take thii2 2eriiou2ly.

[toothballs]

Maybe a prickly hero? One that doesn't level up, even.

[dyadiic]

ok thank you for agreeiing wiith me.

no leveliing up i2 alriight, ii'll probably have all the level2 iin no tiime anyway.

[toothballs]

You know, that makes you sound like a cactus. Are you a cactus?

...a badass cactus!

[dyadiic]

there ii2 a diifference between a priick and cactu2. hell there ii2 a diifference between the kiind of priick you thiink ii mean and the the kiind of priick ii mean.

[toothballs]

You mean you're not like a cactus? My worldview has been shattered!