wow, are you serious?

[dustyjack]

Fantastic. Why did I think that was a good idea? I called my mother on my way to get lunch to share with her the good news about the lift on the marriage ban. Her response

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[saiamander]

OMGOMGOMGOMG *Lix* As long as I get to sing at the wedding :B

[kagomechan]

SO WHEN IS THE WEDDING BITCHES???

::cough:: Wow your mom's comments made my head spin. It's like hearing "oh I'm okay with gays... i mean they'll figure out it's wrong eventually."
Me: . . .

or the famous. "Well being gay is just a vitamin deficiency... I read that somewhere. So as soon as they get some vitamins and eat right they'll be okay."

ENDLESS LOLZ!!!!

so for the wedding will it be theme?

[vejiicakes]

Oy, it's a frighteningly, discouragingly prevalent sentiment, that whole, "Oh yeah, I'm totally tolerant of gays and equal rights, but.. I mean, they have civil unions already!" I'd say something snarky about how WELL the principle of "separate but equal" has worked for American society in the past, only.. well, we all know civil unions ≠ marriage anyway, so even that's a moot point.

I hope your mom figures this out one day, sooner rather than later.. In the meantime, huzzah for ban-lift!! :D

Yeah, but no, seriously, when's the wedding?

[kestra_chern]

Come on down to Jay's used cars, we'll make a deal, we'll spin the wheel, your chance to win 10% off, or your choice of murders. We'll toss in a air freshener for free if you can catch the dangerous and ever vigilant republican wyrm, as it's roused from its bed chambers by the sound of gay singing. Let the sun burn, and the moon wiggle. We'll come to your house and make you a fruit salad, if you can just answer one simple question. That right folks, come on down to our warehouse were we'll sell you bootlegged bottled water, and your choice of hallucination's given to you by our certified trash'o can made in Mexico! That's Meh'he'co, spelled with an X, thats right folks! Just make your way across the world, and take a dump on my lawn, never mind the fact I don't have a lawn, and you two can be loved by the golem made of rats and maggots, and then you'll finally see what the answer is. Plus we'll give you another 10% off if you can tell us the question without speaking, writing or communication in any way! Luv ya. ^^

[psychedelicspit]

Okay, this post is fuckold but I know aalll about those kind of parents. My mum is nothing short of a Nazi and naturally she hates me because I'm mixed race and transgender (which kind of begs the question, why did you fuck a mixed race guy -more than once- if you were -that- narrow minded? >.<) Parents are strange, strange things.