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[dushtiche]

Why on earth do people post:

"Happy 1st Birthday to my baby boy Cody, a year ago today mummy had no idea it would be your birthday!"

Que?

It doesn't understand you. It can't read. It won't remember this day.

Ever.

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[queenofsog]

...also, the last part of that post 'a year ago today mummy had no idea it would be your birthday' is really quite an odd thing to say.

*PANDORA BFFS4LYF*

[dushtiche]

Yeah, then the same chick posts a photo album of the kid's birthday party. 107 fucking photos. 99% of them were of the kid in a ball pit.

WHO HAS A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A ONE YEAR OLD? At least just admit it's for yourself. The kid ain't gonna care if you give it a slab of sponge cake, let alone one shaped like a pirate ship. 0_0

*PANDORA DECODER HANDSHAKE* I totally have to get some charms, I got mine for my birthday too. Though I'm a little miffed my mates put a bible on it. >.>

[queenofsog]

I don't understand people who put 107 photos on facebook of the SAME GODDAMN THING. I mean CHRIST, what a fucking waste of everyone's time! Upload one shot, and leave the rest to rot on your hard drive.

You know what really stumps me? When it's 107 self-portraits. And 80% of them are completely out of focus. WHY GOD WHYYYYYYY.. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love the odd self-portrait of myself (obviously! :P) but I wouldn't put up EVERY GODDAMN picutre I took to arrive at the one profile picture.

Whoa okay, rant over. And yes, call it a 'birthing day' and just lament how your vag has spent the last 12 months hanging like sleeve of wizard. THAT deserves cake and gifts.

I totes need charms too. I only have one so far! WHY A BIBLE? WHYYY?

[dushtiche]

Ahaha, I want to cackle madly at work though I'm settling for a smirk or two at 'sleeve of a wizard'.

Does anyone actually sit there and look at the 107 self portraits/pathetic child photos? I'm thinking yes, probably people equally as lame as they are. They also have hearts and swirls in their username. Their username actually being THEIR REAL NAME. Hi Daniella ʚϊɞ *•.¸¸❤❤¸.•*¨*•☆☆•*¨*•.¸¸❤❤¸.•*•.¸¸.•´¯`•.♥ .•´¯`•.¸¸.•.♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸❤¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠·˙
><(((°>¸.·´¯`·.¸¸><((((º> ¸.·´¯`·.?, my name is Sheena *insert rapid hand flail here which also looks like flipping the bird*.

Fuck knows with the bible. Oh yes, to remind me of my father which is funny considering he nor I were/are religious. So I kinda look at it and sigh. Rob has tried to convince me it's not a bible, it's just a book. With a cross on it. >.>

[iwasntthere]

I don't know, but it's kind of like how I miraculously always get birthday cards from my mom's pets... I don't get people sometimes.

[companyoffools]

OMG. Parents are so fucking annoying. I have one friend on Facebook that had a shotgun wedding because he got his girlfriend preggers. (Their families are insanely Christian, it was entertaining). And now they've had twins. So this girl is like, 21 or something and has three kids and cannot stop gushing about them. She posts her status "guess who went to the big girl potty today?!"

Fuck I don't care about your stupid child's bathroom habits. Omg. And for the love of god don't post fucking pictures about it.

>=[