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[dushtiche]

Why on earth do people post:

"Happy 1st Birthday to my baby boy Cody, a year ago today mummy had no idea it would be your birthday!"

Que?

It doesn't understand you. It can't read. It won't remember this day.

Ever.

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[queenofsog]

...also, the last part of that post 'a year ago today mummy had no idea it would be your birthday' is really quite an odd thing to say.

*PANDORA BFFS4LYF*

[dushtiche]

Yeah, then the same chick posts a photo album of the kid's birthday party. 107 fucking photos. 99% of them were of the kid in a ball pit.

WHO HAS A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A ONE YEAR OLD? At least just admit it's for yourself. The kid ain't gonna care if you give it a slab of sponge cake, let alone one shaped like a pirate ship. 0_0

*PANDORA DECODER HANDSHAKE* I totally have to get some charms, I got mine for my birthday too. Though I'm a little miffed my mates put a bible on it. >.>

[queenofsog]

I don't understand people who put 107 photos on facebook of the SAME GODDAMN THING. I mean CHRIST, what a fucking waste of everyone's time! Upload one shot, and leave the rest to rot on your hard drive.

You know what really stumps me? When it's 107 self-portraits. And 80% of them are completely out of focus. WHY GOD WHYYYYYYY.. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love the odd self-portrait of myself (obviously! :P) but I wouldn't put up EVERY GODDAMN picutre I took to arrive at the one profile picture.

Whoa okay, rant over. And yes, call it a 'birthing day' and just lament how your vag has spent the last 12 months hanging like sleeve of wizard. THAT deserves cake and gifts.

I totes need charms too. I only have one so far! WHY A BIBLE? WHYYY?

[dushtiche]

Ahaha, I want to cackle madly at work though I'm settling for a smirk or two at 'sleeve of a wizard'.

Does anyone actually sit there and look at the 107 self portraits/pathetic child photos? I'm thinking yes, probably people equally as lame as they are. They also have hearts and swirls in their username. Their username actually being THEIR REAL NAME. Hi Daniella ʚϊɞ *•.¸¸❤❤¸.•*¨*•☆☆•*¨*•.¸¸❤❤¸.•*•.¸¸.•´¯`•.♥ .•´¯`•.¸¸.•.♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸❤¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠·˙
><(((°>¸.·´¯`·.¸¸><((((º> ¸.·´¯`·.?, my name is Sheena *insert rapid hand flail here which also looks like flipping the bird*.

Fuck knows with the bible. Oh yes, to remind me of my father which is funny considering he nor I were/are religious. So I kinda look at it and sigh. Rob has tried to convince me it's not a bible, it's just a book. With a cross on it. >.>

[queenofsog]

I don't have many friends with swirly shit in their names, thankfully. I don't approve of the addition of whimsical shit, but I am amazed that people know how to do it, I wouldn't have the slightest clue.

And if I did, I still wouldn't use it.

Maybe the cross is an X? As in, a porno? Perhaps? Cos... I know you love yourself a good spot o' porn from time to time.

I think I need to get the porn charm.

[dushtiche]

Neh, I wish it could pass as a porn book. Alas, a cross is a cross.

http://s7ondemand4.scene7.com/is/image/Signet/6584500?$detail475$

Have decided my journal is for ranting. I can't really do that on Facebook, I live in the same city as all those people. >.>

[queenofsog]

That's what my LJ is for, basically. I openly bitch about anything and everything. I can't think of a single person I actually know personally that could read my LJ and not be offended at some point. It's completely the 100% honest truth. It's gotta go somewhere, or I'd explode.