don't talk to me when I drink it could get you into trouble.

[durwoodsauls]

this is entirely fictitious

Comments

I'm a Pepper.

[durwoodsauls]

I could be nice but that would be completely against my character.

It's all in good fun. Lass. Let your hair down and give it a whirl.

It's not literally, just literal.

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

I wonder what would make you assume I'm not a complete asshole? I mean, you've never met me, have you?

I tend to think everyone's a gaping vagina unless proven otherwise.

thanx for commenting, we here in Hyattsville value your opinion.
DURWOODSAULS

and to your friends reply, yes, I am terribly bored. give me something to play with other than myself. I'm going blind.

Re: I'm a Pepper.

[scribbles_hb]

I tend to think everyone's a gaping vagina unless proven otherwise

i would imagine that would get rather confusing when meeting people for the first time. I mean, how do you tell them apart?

xoxo

lia

(glad to not see giant dicks or vag's everywhere I go . . . whew.)

it's easier than you think

[durwoodsauls]

just a swift kick to the groin and most folks give themselves away

like you wouldn't delight in the vision of massive cocks everywhere you went, don't deny it.

[r4ncid]

funny how you'll post crap to someone else, yet delete crap from yours.

Which makes me wonder why Im bothering to post this, it'll probably get deleted anyway :-\

[scribbles_hb]

that was me who deleted it.. i just didn't want anything more to do with fly boy here...

[r4ncid]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ...

understood.

I just fucked up my bread making ... I'll blame him.

[scribbles_hb]

seriously . . .

bread making is not to be fucked with.

take to the track...

[durwoodsauls]

on your mark, get set, *!...

if you're taking that skank ho out don't forget to bring me back some beer.

don't think your high society schmoozing exempts you from a good whomping courtesy of ol' durwood.

damn straight, crack that shit while you're at it.

get 'er done!
--durwood--