Re: got any croissants while you're at it?r4ncidAugust 10 2003, 18:53:34 UTC
w0w, the level of intelligence that comes from the southern states simply *astounds* me.
Thank you brother durwoodsauls, I have seen the light ... Im goin straight out and buyin me a pickup truck, a couple of guns and a case of Colt 45. Hell, I may as well buy me a few white sheets and burn some crosses while Im at it.
I cant wait to be just like you - drunk at 1am and prowling people online for no good reason. The only thing missing will be a couple of sisters I can marry ... I guess I will never be up to your standards ... oh well, I tried.
trying. to. make. a. point. juvenile?durwoodsaulsAugust 13 2003, 05:36:56 UTC
Toodles, I believe my ex-wife stephanie had a shih-tzu that name.
One afternoon I came home to the lawnmower man Jose crying over a bloodied mess in the front yard. Apparently he wasn't aware of where he was treading or manuevering the mower because it caused quite a commotion and mess. As I well could see, when he delipitated the poodle my lovely ex would come to leave me over.
thanx for the memories, cocksucker. Sir D. W. Saulsbury
A running start on the rest of my life from here on.unburiableSeptember 11 2003, 04:16:55 UTC
Lia, will you be my date for the dance this Thursday? I know it's kind of short notice, but well, I really think you're pretty, and it would be my honor if you'd accept me as your date.
Which makes me wonder why Im bothering to post this, it'll probably get deleted anyway :-\
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understood.
I just fucked up my bread making ... I'll blame him.
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bread making is not to be fucked with.
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if yuos gots any balls you'll just walk away from thattr oven and leave it for the missus when she gets back.
go hunt odr fish or something, damn!
barefoot and pregnant that's all I'mn a gonna say.
barefoot asdnd pregnant damn it!
I'm drunkm and it's only one o'clock.
Hells yeah, motherfjnujcker, ride on, easy rider.
duroodsalsx!@
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Thank you brother durwoodsauls, I have seen the light ... Im goin straight out and buyin me a pickup truck, a couple of guns and a case of Colt 45. Hell, I may as well buy me a few white sheets and burn some crosses while Im at it.
I cant wait to be just like you - drunk at 1am and prowling people online for no good reason. The only thing missing will be a couple of sisters I can marry ... I guess I will never be up to your standards ... oh well, I tried.
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my yawns have yet to turn to laughter for your heckles and jibes.
go be punk somewhere else will you.
obviously all those shitty bands have turned your brain to mush.
where's your sense of humour and self worth?
wait, it just dawned on me, you must be under age.
you're probably still in high school aren't you?
if not then grow up and open your eyes.
I'll see you when the barn burns down again,
durwood.
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not.worth.my.time.
toodles
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One afternoon I came home to the lawnmower man Jose crying over a bloodied mess in the front yard. Apparently he wasn't aware of where he was treading or manuevering the mower because it caused quite a commotion and mess. As I well could see, when he delipitated the poodle my lovely ex would come to leave me over.
thanx for the memories, cocksucker.
Sir D. W. Saulsbury
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i must say, it's unfortunate that you do like some pretty decent bands.
interesting how someone who can listen to intelligent music is so lost on other matters.
bye bye.
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so was that a proper "goodbye" as if to say, alright I've made a complete and total ass out of myself up until this point. Perhaps I should leave.
Or were you just teasing me with the prospect of your dissappearance.
Oh, again you misunderstand, I wasn't insulting your musical taste, just your undergraduate way of dealing with sarcasm, wit and criticism.
Speaking of lost on other matters, why don't you go make somemore of that tasty bread of yours.
It is a thrilling life you do lead.
you pose no more threat than an eleven year old with a cap gun,
now run along,
run rabbit run,
THE SAULS
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it's a wonder you've never made it.
l8er, dork.
SaulsbarryTubeSteak
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whew.
that was close.
dork? will you be pulling my pigtails next?
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Cabe Houghton,
21 October, 1976,
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