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[dunged]

things I have learned about Marlene fucking McTits so far

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[steadied]

What I planned on saying was that you should come live with me when you're done there! I'm a Healer, so when you're feeling a little ill after experimentation, I can patch you up. It's a good idea to keep friends in one piece. I don't have many rules, and Mum comes by to cook most of the time. She was pretty fond of you that one time, but you were always good with Mums.

[dunged]

YOU ARE THE FUCKING TOPS MAN I don't even have to beg you, it's so fucking great, I think Marlene and I are going to last in this arrangement but if she ever changes her mind (birds do that) you are next on my list

and yeah I am great with mums...

[steadied]

I saw that she said a week! It's hard to keep up with these things.

You didn't sell my mum anything, did you?

[dunged]

yeah not if her flatmate disappears you know it could happen, you're not a sleep humper are you

don't fucking remember honestly but that's not what I was implying yeah

[anticlaw]

My sister is thirteen!

And, no, I do not tell fucking bedtime stories. Especially when I'm prompted with, "so tell me about you and Sybill, yarr".

Aside from all that, though, a person can never have too much alcohol in the house.

[dunged]

age means nothing...

[anticlaw]

My fist means something though.

[dunged]

you have such a huge fucking heart

[fabium]

I'M GONE A DAY AND YOU SHACK UP WITH MARLENE? WHAT THE SHIT, DUNG?

[dunged]

IT'S REALLY FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE MATE, COME VISIT I MISS YOU

(also: AWESOME RIGHT? I'M THE FUCKING MAN)

[fabium]

Dinner at my sister's, but I'll be over later.

[dunged]

YES FABIAN TIME!

I mean cool I'll see you then fuckface