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Feb 09, 1979 00:32

things I have learned about Marlene fucking McTits so far ( Read more... )

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steadied September 9 2007, 07:14:35 UTC

What I planned on saying was that you should come live with me when you're done there! I'm a Healer, so when you're feeling a little ill after experimentation, I can patch you up. It's a good idea to keep friends in one piece. I don't have many rules, and Mum comes by to cook most of the time. She was pretty fond of you that one time, but you were always good with Mums.

dunged September 9 2007, 07:18:01 UTC

YOU ARE THE FUCKING TOPS MAN I don't even have to beg you, it's so fucking great, I think Marlene and I are going to last in this arrangement but if she ever changes her mind (birds do that) you are next on my list

and yeah I am great with mums...

steadied September 9 2007, 07:19:21 UTC

I saw that she said a week! It's hard to keep up with these things.

You didn't sell my mum anything, did you?

dunged September 9 2007, 07:21:17 UTC

yeah not if her flatmate disappears you know it could happen, you're not a sleep humper are you

don't fucking remember honestly but that's not what I was implying yeah

steadied September 9 2007, 07:26:52 UTC

No! But I can't make any promises if you say you're Em, you know how that goes, because I might do something there, and wouldn't that be funny if I did something there, wouldn't it?

What were

Oh, that, well, both could make you favourable in their eyes! I can't say I'd be okay with you and my mum, but I trust you on that.

dunged September 9 2007, 07:37:14 UTC

yeah that would be right fucking hilarious, not at fucking all actually...but I am a cuddler, do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon

you are a good fucking man Caradoc

steadied September 9 2007, 07:39:22 UTC

Uh, little! It should make me feel special. I think? Comforted.

You, too, Mundungus!

dunged September 9 2007, 07:50:34 UTC

but you're taller than I am, everyone is, I'm always the fucking little spoon...it's okay though we all need change

I wonder if McTits is the little spoon, maybe I'll go find out

dunged September 9 2007, 09:34:18 UTC

so much pain oh fuck not doing that again...

anticlaw September 9 2007, 18:45:37 UTC

You're learning!

fluctuated September 9 2007, 18:49:55 UTC

Marlene, Mundungus is chatting up my boyfriend and I don't know what to do.

anticlaw September 9 2007, 19:04:27 UTC

Would you like me to slap him on your behalf? He responds the best to good, old-fashioned violence.

fluctuated September 9 2007, 19:19:16 UTC

Yeah, that sounds perfect, thanks!

dunged September 9 2007, 22:21:29 UTC

WHO DOESN'T LEARN FROM A FUCKING BLACK EYE?

anticlaw September 9 2007, 22:24:24 UTC

Oh, stop whingeing. There're sticky buns down in the kitchen.

dunged September 9 2007, 22:27:46 UTC

did you make them because I'd bet that they're fucking laced with poison or some shite

second thought, don't care, FOOD

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