Got a call back from wise guy mister failing to film my volcano roast. I prepared for years on the son of lambstick. However some good came up on it and presented a newly formed...As this was said a young rapscallion by the name of Crevice broke his jaw in oncoming traffic but I severely sensed the wrongdoing of a cantankerous burrito. I've buried ( Read more... )

If you read this, (even if i don't speak to you often,) you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad,
just so long as it happened.
[Then post this to your journal to see what people remember about you.]

I know I did. NOW FUCKING DO IT.

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I'm really really happy. I've had an amazing three days I tell you what. the first two are rather private so fuck off you nosey bastards. But I did get to see Venetian Snares and I hurt. I hurt I lost myself in a sea of music. It was amazing. I really don't know what to say or how to put it. So I'm done thank you. I'll be posting more when my brain ( Read more... )

Spinning Dizzily From a Broken Freeze Frame ( Read more... )

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So we got prank called at work tonight not once not twice 8 fucking times. First four were hangups. Then the fun began. I had to take the phone from Jenna and deal with the fucktard he asked foe the notebook in a shitty british accent I start babbling about it and then...I say boobies and hang up. They call back. Jamie who doesn't work there ( Read more... )

I think in a past life Plaid was a salsa band.

Forever and a day the wake continues, grows and functions. Arms aflame and sometimes when your pantleg wraps around the throat of unconvincing batters. A contingent beast on unyielding steel platforms, screaming for release, yet somehow it breaks free only when it understands that freedom is death and the recreation in it fuels a phoenix like rise ( Read more... )

So I uhhh how do I say this...I shaved. There I said it, I removed a majority of my beard. It hurt, I'm still sobbing. I wish I didn't have to do it. We were on the verge of being great. I now have like these sibeburn lightning bolts. Hold me.