Comments | dullimmaculate: #08 -- [VOICE]

dullimmaculate

#08 -- [VOICE]

Jun 08, 2009 23:53

[breath short, tone half-wondrous, half-despairing]

Oh, dear. There--There are locusts here! In the kitchen! [half a second later--] And the living room! The number--I do not know how many--a lot, though, it would seem--

[a muffled thump in the background, eliciting a squeak followed by a soft voice uttering "The flour!" above a continuous, ( Read more... )

commonplace, ic, voice post, plague of locusts

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zooos June 9 2009, 05:06:49 UTC

Get out while you can!

dullimmaculate June 9 2009, 05:19:19 UTC

Oh! Oh, that--that does sound r-rather nice, although I wouldn't want to er, come back to a--a bigger mess!

zooos June 9 2009, 05:20:06 UTC

I'll help you clean it.

dullimmaculate June 9 2009, 05:30:27 UTC

Oh! Oh, no! Sir, y-you couldn't possibly--though I'd be honored to help clean up your apartment! If it is infected with locusts, as well, that is!

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notinacookie June 9 2009, 05:15:44 UTC

Quick! Cleaning lady!

Spraying them with toxic cleaning products does not hurt them at all! Do it now!

dullimmaculate June 9 2009, 05:20:11 UTC

I--er--wh-what? Oh, no! I do not think that would be very um, helpful!

notinacookie June 9 2009, 05:23:46 UTC

I think it'd be very helpful.

Do you doubt me?

dullimmaculate June 9 2009, 05:31:02 UTC

Um! I...I do not doubt, but I am er, worried, rather!

pullingback June 9 2009, 08:59:23 UTC

They'd just eat through it like everything else.

dullimmaculate June 9 2009, 19:51:57 UTC

Oh. It is a good thing, then, that Tithonus, sir, is knowledgeable on how to capture them safely, thank goodness!

I'm going to apologize in advance, Lo, he's only going to get worse... pullingback June 9 2009, 19:58:35 UTC

He may, but he'll hardly be employing it. You're better off by yourself, and without the old man.

IT'S TOTALLY FANTASTIC!!! <33 aghlskdfguh boreas xDD <33 dullimmaculate June 9 2009, 20:06:47 UTC

Oh! Oh, no! Y-You see, it is quite wonderful, really! I do not mind in the least a-as I would have been trying to capture them myself, anyway, without anyone's guidance! So it is absolutely delightful that Tithonus, sir, should assist me in any way at all, truly! Oh, dear, but he would have to journey an awful long way to arrive here--perhaps I should prepare something for him to drink while resting, though there er, isn't much left... D-Do you suppose he might be fond of tea?

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cupbearing June 9 2009, 14:28:15 UTC

They got you too?

dullimmaculate June 9 2009, 19:54:31 UTC

Er, well, y-yes! Oh, though more of my apartment than me--but it shall all be fine very soon, as Tithonus, sir, is arriving to assist in capturing them safely!

Are--Are you all right, Ganymede? Would you require of any help?