VOTE FOR COREY! VOTE FOR COREY!

He said he'd give me like .000009% of his All-Star bonus if I did that. Plus if Corey goes, Rickie and I are gonna go and be cheerleaders for him and Ryan and be annoying and yell stupid things while they're trying to play baseball.

That's all folks!

 Why don't the Brewers give J.J. Hardy a multi-year contract?
-- Jim L., Racine, Wis.

Simple, Jimmy boy. It's because the Brewers are little bitches. They believe that I'm not worth a Prince Fielder or Ryan Braun. When infact, they'll probably make the worst trade in history, sending me to some down-on-the-food-chain team, and in return getting a ( Read more... )

So I'm back in America. I have been for a while I just never got the chance to tell ya'll that yes, I did cut my trip short ( Read more... )

I punched a wall today. It didn't do anything for me. I don't think it hurt my hand cause I can't feel it. Left a dent in the wall and that's it.

I also slept. All day. I didn't wanna wake up and when I did I went back to sleep. I don't know what day it is. I don't know what time it is. All I know is that I'm half alive and not dead yet. I can't ( Read more... )

So. Robin Yount is out as our bench coach.

That's not cool I feel like I'm gonna puke.

It's really late here. Almost considered early in the morning.

>:[ This has been the worst 48 hours of my life.

Still in Spain. Will be for a week and a half more. Might stay here never come back and yes I mean that. Not just sayin' it to be sayin' it. But then again I've gotta come back. Play in Milwaukee. Show everyone that J.J. Hardy ain't always perpetually hurt all the time.

Anyways. Yeah Spain is fun. There's a couple with two kids from Wisconsin who's ( Read more... )

I never knew how much I would need 9th Grade Honors World History until now. Because in 9th grade I was fully intended on staying in the United States forever, just to piss poff my teacher. It worked. Anyways. So I really went around Spain today. (I know you guys are thinking this is crazy, but where ya'll are it's like either noon, or getting ( Read more... )

Guess who leaves tomorrow?

Yep. Me. I'm on my way to Spain. Gotta be up at like 4 in the morning to be at the airport. Can't believe I'm actually LEAVING, you know? Like to a whole nother country. Gonna be kinda scary.

I promise to come back home in one piece.

So anyways. I'll try to update ya'll as much as possible on my trip. If I leave stuff out ( Read more... )

I'm in Phoenix. Visiting the Family. And the extended family before I go off to Spain. I'm actually really happy I planned this trip now. Yesterday I was pissed at myself, but now I'm like. This could be a good thing. Anyways. Yeah so Lyle Overbay and Billy Hall are here, so I'm probably gonna hang out with them, cause Brewers of a feather flock ( Read more... )

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