Doc looked around for a landmark, something he recognized.
Turn left, you fool.
Doc decided it would be impolite to argue. Turning left he came to the edge of the cliff and looked down to find the sudden realization of just where he was. "I don't want to be here. These guys are really weird."
Shut up, you fool. We need to find out what happened.
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Spike flitted in and out of the vast cave system of Blood Gulch, doing his best to avoid contact with other spartans. He still felt crappy, but he needed to get to blue base and talk to Wyoming.
And contact Vic, but there was an entirely different reason for that.
Hey look, a doctor! Cypher interjected, pointing out a purple figure on the cliffs ahead of them.
"Probably just a medic. No way they would waste a doctor on this hellhole."
Whatever, we should still say hi or something.
"Fine," Spike conceeded, making his way towards the medical officer, "But you keep your mouth shut. This is not going to turn into one of your booty calls. You had a week to have all the rampant sex you wanted, and you blew it."
Not a peep. Cypher promised.
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O'Malley took over and made Doc stop talking. Shut up. O'Malley whispered to Doc.
"It never hurts to be friendly."
Not now, you imbecile. Even you know what Freelancers are.
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"No, moron, I have no idea what talking to himself could possibly mean," he murmured to Cypher. To Doc he gave a quick nod of his head and replied with, "Good afternoon. Are you new to the gulch?"
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No we don't. Vic will want to know about Private Tucker.
"Maybe he knows where he is."
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To prove his point, Spike removed his helmet and brushed back the hair covering his right temple, showing Doc a thin, white, surgical scar.
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You foolish fools will soon realize your folly. O'Malley did not like being ignored.
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"I'm not faulty! I'm just not the kind of AI that they wanted."
"I don't want you either! You're absolutely worthless to me! What do you do for me except whisper lewd suggestions in my ear, embarrass me, and take over my body so you can fuck the first thing on two legs that walks by!"
"I do not fuck the first thing on two legs that walks by! ...It has to be sexy too."
"Oh for the love of god! If I could rip you out of my skull without killing myself, I would do so in an instant!"
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"Don't know why I told you that. Haven't spoken to anybody about that in years."
"Not since I was installed, anyway."
"But that wasn't by choice."
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-Like Wyoming.-
"I can barely stand thinking about it. People say the high school years are the best years of your life, but for me they were nothing but painful. If I could help it, I'd erase them from my memory once and for all."
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"I wouldn't," Cypher interjected, pouting slightly. "Poor Sargey..."
"Oh shut up. It woulda been funny and you know it."
I don't think it would...
-Well, I do.- Spike thought, smiling as red base came into view.
"Home sweet fucking home," he murmured, shaking his head slightly and imagining stretching out on his, relatively, comfortable cot.
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Cypher, of course, noticed, but said nothing, not wanting to ruin Spike's oddly good mood.
((OMG, WTF did I just write?))
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((Uh... Words I think.))
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((Flowery words.))
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((Better than cheesy ones.))
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