OMG - My eardrum has RUPTURED!

Mar 17, 2009 15:59

Like literally, the thing burst ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 21

was this your doctor?! blimpcaptain March 17 2009, 21:09:03 UTC
http://twobitnews.com/files/images/articles/ironmans/ironmans7b.jpg
if so, you need to get a second opinion!

fucking suckitude. did he remark at all on the severity?

all sorts of information here: http://www.hearingaidscentral.com/bursteardrum.asp

according to this site, if the condition were really severe you'd be experiencing throbbing pain, tinnitus, and vertigo. i know you've had headaches lately, but since the only swooning you've been doing lately has been over me (and those whitest kids you know guys), i'm gonna assume that you're in the "watchful waiting" category & hope this is something that will clear up in time. :-)

Reply

clintjcl March 17 2009, 21:37:58 UTC
Re: hmm carolyncasl March 17 2009, 23:06:42 UTC
I don't do that blowy thing because it doesn't help and it freaks me out too much.

Oh man, I just checked out the page Andy linked too. It took me a second to realize what was going on in that picture. (shudder)

Reply

Re: was this your doctor?! dubs_0982 March 18 2009, 00:01:59 UTC
Shit, I just remembered....last week I got in a fight with Angel and she didn't just bite my ear, she tried to hate fuck it. Must be the problem!

Reply


rustyorgan March 17 2009, 21:15:01 UTC
I guess if you're not letting Andy/Ian put it in your puss he had to stuff it somewhere...

Reply

dubs_0982 March 18 2009, 00:05:01 UTC
It's not so much the girth as the non-FDA approved lubricant ...

Reply


rustyorgan March 17 2009, 21:15:18 UTC
Fair Oaks Hospital has FREE *VALET PARKING!*

Reply

dubs_0982 March 18 2009, 00:02:18 UTC
Haha, you would know, ER Bill!

Reply


rustyorgan March 17 2009, 21:16:59 UTC
I think we need to take you and Andy/Ian's thesaurus away. Time to start emulating Hemmingway! Talk about FUCKING VERBOSE! Oxford called, they want their fucking words back!!

Reply


clintjcl March 17 2009, 21:39:03 UTC

(The comment has been removed)

dubs_0982 March 18 2009, 00:03:17 UTC
We can't help that we're über intelligent. So intelligent in fact, that I know how to put those little dots above my 'u's. Suck on that, Colen.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up