Opposites Attract: A Hermione/Luna Fanmix
* Everything is YSI and MP3, except "Playground Love," which is M4a.
* Give me a nod if you need a new upload/take anything/whatever.
1. I Wish I Was a Lesbian - Loudon Wainwright III I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
2. Smackie the Frog - Mitch Hedberg I went to England to tell a joke, I wanted to tell a Smokey the Bear joke in England, so I had to ask the English if they knew who Smokey the Bear was, but they don't, 'cause in England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smackie the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think that's a better system, I think we should adopt it, because bears can be mean! But frogs are always cool! Like never has there been a frog hopping toward me and I thought, 'Man! I better play dead! Here comes that frog!' Never said here comes that frog in a nervous manner, it's always like optimistic. 'Hey, here comes that frog, alright! Maybe he will settle near me and I can pet him. And put him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I certainly have to punch some holes in the lid, 'cause he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him. And he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world.'
3. I’m Gonna Be (500 Mile) - The Proclaimers When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about the time when I'm with you.
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
4. Peaches - Presidents of the United States of America I’m movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin’ to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you woman
I poked my finger down inside makin’ a little room for a ant to hide
Nature’s candy in my hand or can or a pie
5. It Takes Two - Into the Woods OBCR It takes two.
I thought one was enough,
It's not true:
It takes two of us
You came through
When the journey was rough.
It took you.
It took two of us.
6. Float On - Modest Mouse Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on exactly the same day
Well we'll float on, good news is on the way
And we'll all float on, ok
7. Across the Universe - The Beatles Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes,
That call me on and on across the universe,
Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box they
Tumble blindly as they make their way
Across the universe
Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world,
Nothing's gonna change my world.
Sounds of laughter shades of earth are ringing
Through my open views inviting and inciting me
Limitless undying love which shines around me like a
Million suns, it calls me on and on
Across the universe
Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world.
8. Bubbletoes - Jack Johnson It's as simple as something that nobody knows that her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes
On the feet of a queen of the hearts of the cards and her feet are all covered with tar balls and scars
It's as common as something that nobody knows that her beauty will follow wherever she goes
up the hill in the back of her house in the wood she'll love me forever, I know she could
9. Playground Love - Air I’m a high school lover, and you’re my favorite flavor
Love is all, all my soul
You’re my playground love
Yet my hands are shaking
I feel my body remains, themes no matter, I’m on fire
On the playground, love.
You’re the piece of gold the flushes all my soul.
Extra time, on the ground.
You’re my playground love.
Anytime, anyway,
You’re my playground love.
10. Everything You’ve Done Wrong - Sloan If you ever feel in doubt
You have a place in my heart, baby
If I ever feel left out
I know I've got a place in yours
Don't believe that I wouldn't dare
To go and take you right back, baby
Do your time
And then come home for good
So don't hide yourself away
Let it shine, let it shine
11. The Air That I Breathe - The Hollies Making love with you
Has left me peaceful, warm, and tired
What more could I ask
There’s nothing left to be desired
Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep
Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe
And to love you
12. Rainbow Blues - Blackmore’s Night Oh, but the rain wasn’t made of water
And the snow didn’t have a place in the sun
So we slipped behind a rainbow
And lay there until we had done.
Let me pack you deep in my suitcase.
Oh, there’s sure to be room for two ---
Or you can drive me to the airplane
But don’t let me catch those rainbow blues.
13. Crumb by Crumb - Rufus Wainwright Discretion hardly I'm known for
Probably has nothing to, nothing at all in the world to do with you
Just your lower lip on the floor
But baby I gotta get through
Crumb by crumb in this big black forest
Maybe in you I'll believe
Maybe I'll believe in you
Suddenly I'm not myself
Behind the facade is a lonely fountain, here
Suddenly you are the one
Who opens the gates to this unruly garden
14. Something’s Gotta Give - Sammy Davis Jr. When an irrepressible smile
Such as yours.
Warms an old implacable heart
Such as mine.
Don't say no.
Because I insist.
Somewhere, Somehow, Someone's gonna be kissed.
15. The Dress Looks Nice on You - Sufjan Stevens I can see a lot of life in you.
I can see a lot of bright in you.
And I think the dress looks nice on you.
I can see a lot of life in you.
…
When the world looks back,
when the face looks after that,
I can see a lot of life in you.
Yes, I can see a lot of life in you.
* .zip file of all the songs + cover art. Edit: Fixed the .zip link. Serve me right for trying to post this at 1 AM. >.<