Badfic Challenge by janet_carter

[janet_carter]

Title: Help me! I broke apart my insides.
Prompt: Fraser and Dief switch bodies. What whacky hijinks ensue when wolf-Fraser makes moon eyes at Kowalski and Frannie needs a sitter for Ante? Set to a Nine Inch Nails "Closer" if it were covered by Weird Al.
Prompt written by: moosesal
rating/warnings/etc: PG/PG-13 for mild bestiality, sketchy fashion

Comments

[moosesal]

Oh man. Thank you. This cracked me up. I love the cookie scene. So perfect. And the 'mild bestiality' was just the right amount. I was wondering if the person who got this prompt would go in that direction or try to skirt around it. *g*

[janet_carter]

Thank you! It was such a fun prompt to write (although there was a little voice in my head saying, hey, this could be the premise for a *good* story); I'm so glad you enjoyed the story. And I couldn't resist a little 'mild bestiality', but I also felt obliged to wipe everyone's brains clean of it at the end, for Frannie's sake if nothing else.

[moosesal]

There were a few people who said they thought this would be a great prompt for a regular fic. DS does lend itself to the crackfic genre. :)

[j_s_cavalcante]

Mwahahaha! This was hilarious. Pink fairy dust and amnesia cures everything! And a wishing star! Yay!

This was true crackfic and really great, and the scene with Dief in Fraser's form had me on the floor. Paul Gross would have had a field day playing that scene. And really, with Due South? They could have done it. Great job!

[janet_carter]

Thank you! It seemed merciful to wipe everyone's brains clean at the end. And I can picture Paul Gross playing it, but it kind of hurts my brain. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[j_s_cavalcante]

P.S. This cracked me up, it was so subtle and perfect:

As they continued to the precinct, Fraser rolled down the window and seemed to enjoy the wind. Hee!

[china_shop]

"This is a great cookie!" Fraser said.

"I'm, uh, glad you like it."

"Can we get more soon?"

OMG, I love your Dief voice SO MUCH! This is just awesome! So very wonderfully terrible! (And, eeee, I get to use my bodyswap icon for the first time. *g*)

[janet_carter]

Hee, thank you, I'm so glad you liked it! When I got the prompt, I flashed to The Sweet Hereafter and was like, wait, this could be the premise for a *good* story. But the crack won out :)

[lucifercircle]

And Ray doesn't notice that Fraser and Dief have switched. Although now Fraser has forgotten Ray's confession of love for him. Never mind I'm sure that they'll find some excuse to fall into bed together very soon. Brilliant, very enjoyable!

[janet_carter]

Hee, poor Ray! But yes, I'm sure it all works out soon enough. Thank you; I'm glad you liked it!