I have this idea for a series of
Bratz fan fiction. (I've also explained this entry's title in the first sentence.) Here's the "plot": giggling schoolgirls contrasted with
Mary-Sue, who gets to do the interesting stuff. It should bear mentioning that said Sue has a mindset more fitting with Mossad operatives than high-schooler fashion journalists. I already have several episodes floating in my head, no plans to dumb the characters down, no illusions of classic or epic writing, a willingness to accept constructive criticism, and the certainty that I won't suck.
Why can't I start writing?