Epitaph on a blues musician's tombstone: "I didn't wake up this morning"

what are we gonna do when the lights go down ( Read more... )

Too much work & no vacation
Deserves at least a small libation
So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses,
Work's the curse of the drinking classes

Natty Ice is horrible and i threw up all over my car door outside Gino's pizza -ria

i know i aced the fuck out of my Ottoman midterm also.

spring breaks coming motha fo's ( Read more... )

and I got my reckless driving 90mph ticket reduced to a speeding 79mph ticket. (The cut off for reckless driving was 80mph ( Read more... )

I havent felt warmth since operation: blue scarf,
The Peoples Monarchy of Umumweyo's plan to stop global warming
They sprayed the clouds, they sprayed the plains, Even New Kenya agreed and we all know how picky they are about their envirnomental standards.

Anatole France (1844-1924)

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets or steal bread

we should all stage a livejournal revival and make it cool to have one again.

In the name of loving God, we hate.

In the name of protecting Health, we ruin lives.

- Thomas Szasz

(reference to the war on drugs)