FRAKKING CHAV SCUM!!!

[druidess1982]

E'hem, sorry about that, but as the title (and piccy) might suggest - I'm rather frakked off!

This morning a stupid chavette almost killed Jez and I in what was very nearly a 5 car pile up on the A127, luckilly I was quick enough to avoid her and the other cars around us. Naturally she got full blast of my car's rather load horn *grins*

If that

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[demondaz]

Whoa, that's a rough story and no mistake! Glad you're both ok.

Yeah, go the the fuzz, get their licences taken away as they are obviously not fit to ride the roads.

D X

[druidess1982]

Cheers Dazza hunni, we're ok! :o)

Yeah - I did! Took my two pages of recalled events / statement and her details with me too! The WPC at the station was most impressed!

Versed has done a wee bit of google hacking when we got home, and found this within 5 minutes!

http://www.playboymodel.co.uk/jennylei

Have a laugh at this minger's expense! Apparently she has a 10inch waist! And 24C boobs - but is a size 10 - so how does that work?!!!

Lol! Stupid frakkin chav! lol!

Versed says don't send her any hate mail or anything the like - as the Cops are investigating her myspazz etc as we speak! (We don't want to mess up the enquiry!)

*Mwuahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!*

D oxoxo ;o)

V

[versed_films]

It's a joy what five minutes, a bit of tweaking to the google interface and search on directory enquiries can do...

Either way, I'm in the mind for a bit of social experimentation - anyone else willing to create a spoof myspazz page and twist/ shout in a few months time? Might be efficacious in relieving the world of p-sspoor playboy models too.

Just an idea,

Jx

[demondaz]

Good, make sure she pays.

Christ, obviously doesn't know how to use a tape measure. Playboy model my arse! Looks like every other blonde chav.

Dont worry, hate mails not my style. I leave that to Raven Blood and his naked pictures.

D X

[raven_blood]

B'stards of the highest order!!..go on give me there myspace addressi will send them pics of me naked!..that'll show 'em!

Chel.x

[demondaz]

You are a very cruel man, Mr Blood, that is why I like you. ;-)=

D

[druidess1982]

More like she'll eat your willy for dinner - it's a chav after all!

I'll keep a hold of it's myspazz for now, that is until this has blown down a tad. I have some tricks up my sleeves!

D oxoxo ;o)

V

[versed_films]

Let's give a date, say - the 5/11/07 to start the ball... really rolling.

jx

[chaoscowboy]

Sorry to hear that! They really are the lowest form of life, evolution and all life processes tend towrds rising upwards, the Chav aspires to be lower than they are.

So Police, private prosecution for Malicous Damage and unrelenting cyber bullying on this worthless cnut's myspace1

[druidess1982]

Aye - me too hun, but at least we lived to tell the tale (another inch our way and we'd be breathing with the help of a machine - assuming we'd make it that far...

Certainly got the Fuzz on the go - I have a plan a forming as regards to aforementioned chav, have no worries there my dear! ;o)

D ;o)

V

[versed_films]

Dru - I'd have been crushed, and you'd have been killed by the debris, stomach acid, and sewerage emanating from the wreck of my corpse...

Chaoscowboy - consider your services drafted - using mechanisms of our choosing...

That goes for anyone else too. It may seem a very subtle, possibly impossible to perform act of vendetta (esp. for those with any sense of taste) - but it will happen.

Jx

[chaoscowboy]

Best to avoid a direct confrontation with scum like that, they have no prospects, a criminal record or at least multiple asbos, so its best to go at them via legal means.

[sallypointzero]

that's a blood-rousing tale....go GIT em!

[druidess1982]

Ohhhhh have no worries Sally hunni - I shall! ;o)

*Mwuahahahahahahahahaaaaa!*

[titannia1]

let me at 'em!!!!!!

[druidess1982]

Why certainly Jez hunni! Wanna borrow one of my swords? ;o)

D oxoxo ;o)

[titannia1]

let's just hope they never go south of Bristol!!!!!!!

[druidess1982]

These are true Essex chavs, they'd never leave Essex or London (the 'mother' land)... ;o)

D oxoxo ;o)