FRAKKING CHAV SCUM!!!
E'hem, sorry about that, but as the title (and piccy) might suggest - I'm rather frakked off!
This morning a stupid chavette almost killed Jez and I in what was very nearly a 5 car pile up on the A127, luckilly I was quick enough to avoid her and the other cars around us. Naturally she got full blast of my car's rather load horn *grins*
If that wasnt enough from the twatty chav - her and her boi chav passenger decided to keep turning round in their seats giving Jez and I abuse of the rudest kind (which can only be expected from chavs really!) She continued to drive like a twat on crack - having a further 3 near misses!
Unfortunatly - we were stuck behind the afformentioned chavs while waiting to get into Scum Central (Basildon). Chavette thought it'd be a good idea to get out of her car and try to rip my car door off (it was locked! Hehehehee!) obviously looking for a fight - shouting and screaming her chav obscenities at me - then trying to take it out on my poor old car! *Note to chavs - my wheels wont fall apart if you kick them - they are solid alloys - not the crap you lot have on your cardboard boxs with MDF shelvs stuck on the rear end!*
All in all her abuse and dangerous driving went on for approx 7 miles.
Chavette obviously loves her sh*t heap, as it was plastered with her myspazz address - trying to 'big herself up'
as well as some crappy sticker on the back window... Her myspazz is active - and it's definitely her in the avatar pic. By eck that girls a munta!
Anyhooo - I've prepped my statement for the police, I've got enough evidence to put forward a complaint - including enough to find and get the silly little twat! lol!
3 guesses where I'm going after work?! ;o)