If American Idol is so set on giving back, they can start with giving me back the two and a half hours of my life they wasted last night.

Oh, Josiah.

Sigh.

It's going to be a rough season.

I need a change.

A really, really, really big one.

I've been stricken with a crippling flu for the past three or so days. It pretty much feels like what Ferris Bueller allegedly had on his proverbial day off. I can't talk, can hardly get out of bed, can't breathe, can't eat (i know, right?) and it basically hurts to exist ( Read more... )

Why are kids in holiday movies such little bastards ( Read more... )

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I am so cool.

True story:

For seventeen years, up until last night, my brother thought that one of the ten commandments is The Right To Bear Arms.

Fucking classic.

My heart is broken.

So much for friends.

So I mean, did you miss me?