[Ecto-9] I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.

[drspengler]

{Phone - Open to all}
-- time: Backdated to last night around 6:30-ish pm

Can anyone tell me why my entire backside and the left side of my face are bruised?

Comments

[cuttlefidget]

Wh...

What?

[drspengler]

I'm pretty badly bruised and I'm not sure why. I think I was droned for a short time earlier today.

Who is this?

[notsaul]

Sounds like you had fun!

[drspengler]

[Sigh.]

Hi, Annie.

Trust me, I would remember it if something like that happened.

[notsaul]

As someone who's been in your position many, many times before, let me tell you that you probably won't be remembering most of that shit for weeks. Also, you'll never get the glitter out of there. Trust me.

[drspengler]

[Brief silence.]

I have this mental image of you as a drone doing arts and crafts and spilling glitter everywhere. But that's probably not what you were talking about.

[666doc]

Anal sex.

[drspengler]

I'm not impressed.

Try again.

[666doc]

Just telling you the truth, brother. Like it or don't. I remember it all quite fondly.

[drspengler]

Right. Who may I ask is speaking?

I'd like to know what name to put on the restraining order.

[sosghosts]

Probably because you're an asshole.

[drspengler]

[Snorts.]

Hey, Peter.

You weren't around by any chance to see what happened, were you?

[sosghosts]

My guess is someone finally got tired of your phony bullshit and gave you what for.

[drspengler]

I'll take that as a 'yes'.

I think I was droned for a good part of the day. Whatever happened, I don't remember any of it.

[asswhisperer]

Dude, you got Donkey Punched.

[drspengler]

....

Excuse me? I'm not familiar with that term.

[asswhisperer]

I'm pretty sure it's why Lorena Bobbit took up the knife.

[drspengler]

Feel free to elaborate. I'm a little confused.