[Ecto-9] I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.

[drspengler]

{Phone - Open to all}
-- time: Backdated to last night around 6:30-ish pm

Can anyone tell me why my entire backside and the left side of my face are bruised?

Comments

[asswhisperer]

Dude, you got Donkey Punched.

[drspengler]

....

Excuse me? I'm not familiar with that term.

[asswhisperer]

I'm pretty sure it's why Lorena Bobbit took up the knife.

[drspengler]

Feel free to elaborate. I'm a little confused.

[asswhisperer]

Yeah well you probably have brain damage.

Domestic abuse aside, a donkey punch is when you're, you know, plowing someone from behind, and you punch them in the head to get them to clench their ass muscles.

[drspengler]

...

That was probably information I could have done without.

I'm going to end this conversation now.

[asswhisperer]

Hey, you wanted details.

[drspengler]

I was unaware that you felt it appropriate to bring up a topic of that nature with a stranger.

[asswhisperer]

So you're saying you were not Donkey Punched?

[drspengler]

[Exasperated]

Yes. That goes without saying.