A dysfunctional Ikebukurian family, with Shizuo as dad, Izaya as mom and their three children are Anri, Kida and Mikado.
Bonus points if Kida and Anri are overprotective of their 'innocent' sibling. Even more points if Shizuo and Izaya are always having issues because of Izaya going like LOL SHIZU-CHAN, I SLEPT WITH HALF THE IKEBUKURO, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE YOUR CHILDREN? Then Shizuo has long, awkward talk with kids about how family doesn't necessarily mean being related by blood, and father loves you all very much despite everything. And Mikado's the only one wondering why everyone thinks two guys having babies is normal.
Are you me, anon? After I wrote up the prompt, I was like "Shit, maybe I should've thrown incest in there somewhere." And your idea of awkward!sex is very much love.
Ah, sorry for being unclear. I was going for 'I sleep around with everyone, not just you. How am I supposed to know if these three (Kida, Anri, Mikado) are your biological children or not?' kind of feel.
Bonus points if Kida and Anri are overprotective of their 'innocent' sibling. Even more points if Shizuo and Izaya are always having issues because of Izaya going like LOL SHIZU-CHAN, I SLEPT WITH HALF THE IKEBUKURO, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE YOUR CHILDREN? Then Shizuo has long, awkward talk with kids about how family doesn't necessarily mean being related by blood, and father loves you all very much despite everything. And Mikado's the only one wondering why everyone thinks two guys having babies is normal.
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Kida/Mikado wincest and Shizuo being all flustered when Kida hits on his brother at dinner. Hnnnnggghhhhh.
Then Izaya mentions Kasuka and that Kida takes after Shizuo. And then awkward sex infront of the kids.
Okay, I might write this.
If someone else wants to, feel free !!
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that last one "Daddy cares of you TWO very much" I LOL so hard! XD
This made my day!
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you win a million internets for this, writernon
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HOLY SHIT YES
This was so epically epic I can't even hnnngggggghhhhh
I love you.
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YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN, ANON-SAN
BEST THING EVER
not going to be able to sleep tonight
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OH GOD IT WAS TOO GOOD.
LOL, IZAYA, LOL.
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I LOVE THIS. EPIC FILL IS EPIC. Death by swivel chair just made me LOL. Hard.
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I find this retardedly hot, why so? Thank you again for another wonderful crack, fave author!anon. Stalking a few more of your fics ;D
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the finders
hoho
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