hey chumps. how's life? anthority, how the fuck are you? i can't believe people are still posting on this thing. isn't this like so four years ago? omg ttyl

anyway...

what's up my little bitches. i'm back. i decided to start posting stupid shit on this dumbass live journal again, so let's get right down to it ( Read more... )

if there is one thing you fuckers do before you die, that one thing should be to see willard, crispin glover's newest awesome-fest. the movie goes for the gusto, it takes the chances that the original didn't, and i say "fuck yeah! thank you!" if you are a crispin glover fan, or just like seeing people gored by rats, then this is definitely the ( Read more... )

bitches!

screw all you motherfuckers out there! live journal sucks. all these posts i read are just fucking lame and there is no fun in this anymore. the posts aren't even stupid enough to necessitate an insult by me. i am at a loss. you guys all suck and this journal sucks ( Read more... )

okay folks. here it is. my book, chapter by chapter. from here on in, i'll be like fucking mark twain and only give you little pieces of the book, and eventually you will have read the whole thing. this first chapter is title "karma", and the second chapter is called "hi". i know i still have to do a lot of revision before it really becomes a ( Read more... )

i wrote this a long time ago, so tell me what you guys think. it has no title, but i labeled it "horrible" when i saved it to disk. the original spacing didn't translate the way i wanted it to, but that's life. here it is ( Read more... )

ok, here are bryce's oscar picks for this year. i am only going to focus on certain categories because, frankly, a lot of those categories really blow. keep in mind that i haven't gotten around to seeing such film as the pianist (which i heard was awesome), the hours (which i would probably hate anyway), far from heaven (which i still maintain ( Read more... )

the rest of bryce's 12 best movies of the year ( Read more... )

here it is kids. the movie review of the year. i know you guys have been on the edge of your seats waiting for this to come out, but there it is. i found it too hard to limit by list to only the ten best of the year, so i have a list of twelve ( Read more... )