Not everyone has had the chance to see... the greatest movie ever.

Anna and I made it for the film contest this year.

We came in 4th.

There were only 5 entries.

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Not going to Oregon.

It's not happening.

Not going there for an internship, and I'm sure as hell not going there for malaria.

Spring break wasn't long enough. Didn't even get a day to sleep in. The last two days of my vacation I was up until 5 AM, and had to get out of bed for 10. I'm still so tired. There's no time to sleep. I have too much work to do. Got tests, lab reports and due papers coming up ( Read more... )

Frank Warren in coming to my school next week.

I'm kind of excited.

My presentation went horribly ( Read more... )

It's nice to know that my mother was too busy with Serena to let me know she wasn't going to pay my room selection fee.

Letting me in on that, you know, a little more than a day past the due date would have been nice.

When I graduate college

I want to go to Disney World. As a nice accomplishment present. One last time to be a kid.

But I don't want to go to Seattle to get malaria. Even if I could get $4000.
Not happening.

Why can't I ever remember anything important? You know, useful shit. For, you know, school book learnin' and stuff?

Put all 20 amino acid structures in front of me without the names, I could probably name 2. Maybe 3.

Put any of the 493 Pokemon in front of me, I could tell you their name, type, region they're from, when and how they evolve, how ( Read more... )

"So. You showed your penis to the man at the greeting card company."

You know, for once when I send out an important email, I would really like it if I would get a fucking response ( Read more... )