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dromedy

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Mar 08, 1979 16:59

One of the cats has eaten an entire bowl of sweetcorn; should I be worried? It's Ebenezer and now he looks a bit ill, but then again, he always does. Dora's watching him closely outside, under strict instructions not to pull his tail and to come and get me as soon as anything sweetcorn-related comes out of his mouth. It wasn't that vital to the ( Read more... )

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fabium October 7 2007, 13:26:37 UTC

French is a terrible language developed by terrible people who make terrible cheese and wine. I can't blame Dora for spending her time outside watching the cat's every orifice. Teach her German. It sounds so violent and horrible, and I think lets you drink more in the long run.

And right, you go ask my sister with the five kids whether teaching them anything besides how to fend for themselves so she can get three minutes of sleep a week is a good idea.

dromedy October 9 2007, 00:07:46 UTC

I don't know German, sadly. And while the idea of the two of us learning something together sounds nice in theory, in practice I feel it would be slightly less than successful.

fabium October 9 2007, 00:46:21 UTC

What happened to little girls being seen and not heard?

dunged October 7 2007, 21:57:00 UTC

I could teach Dora French

tonksly October 8 2007, 03:16:13 UTC

I could teach you pain.

dunged October 8 2007, 03:18:50 UTC

YOU ALREADY FUCKING HAVE MATE, is this another one of those things that has to wait a few years

tonksly October 8 2007, 03:39:08 UTC

No, this is another one of those things that will never happen cos if it does I will hunt you down, rip your tongue out through your throat and let it dangle there like a fucking necktie.

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tonksly October 8 2007, 03:15:46 UTC

Wow, gross.

dromedy October 9 2007, 00:09:16 UTC

That's why I had them sit outside. Just don't walk barefoot around the flowerbeds.

benjwick October 9 2007, 02:49:11 UTC

Ah, French, the language of the aristocracy. Perhaps if you taught her how to say poop! That might make it more exciting for her.

dromedy October 10 2007, 08:09:02 UTC

That's not a bad idea; she's getting to an age where dirty words are fascinating. Which is slightly embarrassing in public.

benjwick October 10 2007, 09:58:13 UTC

It's very sweet that she wants to carry on the noble Tonks tradition!

I'm speaking here of Teddy, of course. Never mind Dora, can you take him anywhere?

dunged October 10 2007, 10:09:11 UTC

TED WHY THE FUCK DOES HE GET TO CALL YOU TEDDY AND I DON'T

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