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[dromedy]

One of the cats has eaten an entire bowl of sweetcorn; should I be worried?  It's Ebenezer and now he looks a bit ill, but then again, he always does.  Dora's watching him closely outside, under strict instructions not to pull his tail and to come and get me as soon as anything sweetcorn-related comes out of his mouth.  It wasn't that vital to the

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[dunged]

I could teach Dora French

[tonksly]

I could teach you pain.

[dunged]

YOU ALREADY FUCKING HAVE MATE, is this another one of those things that has to wait a few years

[tonksly]

No, this is another one of those things that will never happen cos if it does I will hunt you down, rip your tongue out through your throat and let it dangle there like a fucking necktie.

[dunged]

you say these things and it only makes me love you that fucking much more

[dromedy]

I didn't know you spoke any other languages.

[dunged]

I don't