I have been having the weirdest dreams recently. Last night it was aliens invading my suburb and switching all our brains around, the night before my mum came home with a lesbian lover but none of us cared because the Black Eyed Peas had just done a cover of Party In The USA. This is getting ridiculous. I think its the stress. My teachers convinced ( Read more... )

Bizarre day. Rant enclosed in cut.

( BIGGEST DECISION OF MY LIFE )

Bizarre day. My mother locked her ex-husband in a room with a wild kookaburra. However this was only because, and I quote, "The damn thing nearly killed dinner. If you want to eat? You'd have done it too ( Read more... )

It is three in the morning. What the hell am I doing awake I hear you asking. Why, I am saving my parents a hefty internet bill. We have unlimited downloads after two in the morning at my dad's place. And I just so happen to treasure my tv shows more than my well being. SLEEP BE DAMNED. (Man I'm tired ( Read more... )

You remember those Babysitter's Little Sister books? About Karen and all those crazy adventures she had? Like that time she discovered her neighbour was a bank robber? I hated those books. But I remember she always talked about how she had to have two of everything because her parents were separated. And now, at nearly eighteen years old, I can ( Read more... )

...And she's back. After a month of drama and wondering what hydrosephalic means, I finally remembered that I should probably return to my lj. Crazy huh? The things you missed. Like Joe Jonas dressed in grapes. Sometimes I really hate myself ( Read more... )

So, long time no see eh livejournal. Sorry about that. I have this weird thing where if I can't make myself sound mildly okay then I'll just avoid posting for a while. See I'm normally pretty good at smiling and just fucking with everyone's heads. But every now and then it catches up with me. Like for the last week. Plus I've got this really shitty ( Read more... )

MY INTERNET IS BACK and I was finally able to watch the live chat from Thursday. Which was all kinds of exciting ( Read more... )

My sister, Nor Nor invented a new word this morning. WHISM. None of us are entirely sure what this means but it sounds exciting ( Read more... )

You know you're not good with people when a boy who's been in two of your classes all year, sits next to you in one of them, fails to remember your name. I leant him my pen, dammit. Well that'll be the last time I do that! He can use Fat Cass's pen's now. And she uses those dodgy biro's that run out every two minutes. That'll teach you for ( Read more... )