Ron, what in the name of bloody hell is on with you lately? You're acting insane. Honestly. Mum would smite you with some sort of giant demon dust pan or something, you know ( Read more... )

Erm... I really do loathe this bloody arse. I suppose he's got just as much right as I've to complain about other people, but he's so damned arrogant that I just want to get Hermione over here to slap him silly. Then Mad-Eye could mess with him, too. Though... that wasn't exactly Mad-Eye. But I expect the real Mad-Eye'd not of left him the arse he ( Read more... )

Attention Hogwarts Students:

RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY IS A BLOODY PRUDE TWAT!!!!

And I won't take it back til he takes back all his 'told you so'ing.

I've just got back to the common room from a little walk round the grounds with Dean and his group of guffawing moronic friends (sorry, boys). You know, it might be more enjoyable if all they talked about wasn't 'remember that time we...' and then proceeding to laugh really dimly. Why not quidditch? Potions? Family, news, You-Know-Who, ANYTHING but ( Read more... )

Hullo, all. This thing working? Rather hesitant to write... ha. The train ride seems especially interesting thanks to these little babies. "PP", as they're called. And Ron, make a single crack about that and I'll hold it against you until you keel over and die. I just love you that much ( Read more... )