What the doctor says about the trouser snake...

Nov 10, 2007 13:03



NAME: “Expecteria Trouserius” (Trouser Snake)

LOCATION: Throughout the world

DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood and sub-species.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower ( Read more... )

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anonymous November 10 2007, 21:29:40 UTC
It makes a wonderful pet? Really?

If I spend enough time milking one, is that sufficient enough training for it to be my pet?

And will it fetch the paper in the morning?

~ evalyn

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