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I'm back.
Well I'm trying to come back... I missed this place. I really did... -
What the doctor says about the trouser snake...
NAME: “Expecteria Trouserius” (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION: Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood and sub-species.
SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower ( Read more... ) -
Male And Female Definitions
Wants and needs
Female-The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship
Male-Food, sex, and beer
Communication
Female-The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner
Male-Jotting a note before suddenly taking ( Read more... ) -
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I woke up and heard the birds chirping. Somewhere, someone was stuck in traffic and very angry about it. My first breath of the morning was filled with the smell of cooking. More particularly the smell of coffee was what that made me sit up in bed. I was alone in the room as I checked the watch to see that I had only been asleep for two hours. My ( Read more... ) -
Is it true?
Just because you can make someone smile or laugh, doesn't mean you can make 'em happy for the rest of their lives. Had a discussion with someone and I was told this. -
Things I'd never do naked.
- Cook. Since my genitalia dangles I would not be fond of roast pecker.
- Read the newspaper. I get really bad paper cuts.
- Paint. Patches of strange paint on parts of my body I'd never see would be kinda... strange.
- Answer the door. I'm happy with my body. Not that happy.
- Eating something hot with no table or tray. Spillage would be bad. Very bad.
- Cook. Since my genitalia dangles I would not be fond of roast pecker.
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Conversations with Eva. Part 2.
DrF: So what kind of porn would you like to see?
eva: bondage .. and .. sex
DrF: Uh...
eva: Don't just bind a girl up and whip her to death ... actually fuck the poor thing!
