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Things I'd never do naked.
- Cook. Since my genitalia dangles I would not be fond of roast pecker.
- Read the newspaper. I get really bad paper cuts.
- Paint. Patches of strange paint on parts of my body I'd never see would be kinda... strange.
- Answer the door. I'm happy with my body. Not that happy.
- Eating something hot with no table or tray. Spillage would be bad. Very bad.
- Cook. Since my genitalia dangles I would not be fond of roast pecker.