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victory
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of ( Read more... ) -
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damn it thats twice this semster that my toothbrush has gone missing. Oddly enough i still have my old one, so I can still brush. Just my new brushes keep getting lost. STOLEN by toothbrush stealing fruit cakes. Fuck you! -
flooding fun at kendall
So today it crap day number B and the seventh floor has flooded at kendall college of art and whatever. The seventh floor. I think the fire sprinklers went off I suspect foul play. Turkeys are definitely behind this they can smell the end and I bet it smells like burnt cornbread stuffing and cajun. So every computer and electrical outlet was ruined ( Read more... ) -
quote of the day
I was discussing how awesome Michael Cain was in the muppet christmas carol to some of my theatre class peoples and one of them mistook my statement about Michael Cain and she thought I said,"My cocaine is awesome!" Funny stuff. -
Emeril
I caught like five minuets of emeril lagasse today and I swear to god he was hung over as shit and I realized that he probably was. He was say something then breath heavily and breathing lasted twice as long as the talking. It's just a little odd to me to see someone so successful and yet so lackluster on television I mean he is almost as ( Read more... ) -
halloween thoughts
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the bulshitery
Bored bored bored bored bored Ahh this is boring. My class was cancelled from 12 to 3 but my night class had a big project due so I took the extra time to fine tune my project and it was a rush job anyway so I greatly appreciated the time. As of right now I’m 2/3 o the way through class and I’m so freaking ready to turn this project in and go home ( Read more... ) -
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I just spent the last hour or so jamin out to some rockin tunes with my headphones and I got to kind of a awesome quiet song so I turned it up. The teacher said what are you doing? I said what it's a work period I can listen to phones if I want. She said but all of us don't want hear it. Yeah I plugged the phones into the wrong socket. My face was ( Read more... ) -
cops and drewbers
Fucking bullshit. I'm pissed. I got pulled over by a dick fucking cowboy bitch cop. I was going some where between 55 and 60 mph and this guy pulls me over. He gets to the car and he says license and registration NOW. Like all abrupt and pissed. So hand it over and he says to me “when’s the last time you were arrested?” I’m like what. “What’s you ( Read more... ) -
Recall
The world has turned and my charger as been returned. People aren't so rotten after all. Not much else is happening though although i keep reading about things being recalled. So Im gonna stay safe ad drink my dinner tonight. The never recall beer. Think about it ( Read more... )