let me tell you about my dinner folks. I come home and decide that I want this gardenburger "riblet". So already we know it doesn't have meat in it right, and sometimes gardenburger makes some good stuff. This isn't it. let me testify. I do'nt know how to describe the taste, let alone the texture. The overall feel for it is barbeque sauce. It ( Read more... )

I am addicted to "House Hunters" on the HGTV. Yeah, it's a show about people buying a house, but it's fascinating watching other peoples taste (or lack). And there is always this fake twist, an anxiety buildup. Will they get it? Do they qualify for the low interest rate? Who is the Home Inspector really working for ( Read more... )

I have something very important to share with anyone that reads this. This is probably the most important post I've ever made to be honest. For those of you that don't know me and for my friends that know my cynicism and jocular attitude, know that I am being absolutely sincere ( Read more... )

( this live journal thing )

( another war story )

Here's a good reason for working at an office. No fucking cats. These bastards slept with me last night (chaste, trust me) and caused me to sleep in unnatural contortions so as to maintain their comfort. And guess who sits in me lap as I type, a cat. He's currently jealous of the outside cats food. which now is exactly the same as the inside ( Read more... )

So the war has begun. not surprised. disappointed. furious ( Read more... )

so I was watching Crank Yankers with Snoop Dogg on Comedy Central last night and all that is coursing thru my mind is "fizzle my nizzle" and "Crackalacka". Over and over, on a perpetual loop. Actually that's not true. When I hear Crackalacka, I think of Everybody walk the Dinosaur. Boom Boom, Ackalacka Boom, Boom Boom, Ackalacka Boom Boom. ( Read more... )

I am about to start my day of the double. A whole day spent at work. I have this hour before I go in, and probably an hour after I get done.

Did anybody watch Buffy? Was it a new one? Did you tape it?

Announcement: The spending money frenzy is officially over ( Read more... )