I love it when homophobic politicians are outed as having gay sex and by love I mean I consider them lame ass fucktards.

In other weird news, my friend Ryan thinks his daughter can see ghosts because she keeps talking about speaking to sheep who are in pieces and some dude named Jorge who I say killed the sheep.

This whole kerfluffle with Kevin Smith and Southwest Airlines has me oddly nervous about flying out with American Airlines for Wondercon. I mean, I'm way skinnier than I have been in previous years flying but it seems like airlines are upping their standards on who gets tossed off a plane for being fat and I'm still not a tiny girl ( Read more... )

I just got off the phone with Suzanna, my ex-gf, who is the most femme woman I know. I mean, she doesn't own a pair of pants nor jeans. Her wardrobe consists solely of skirts and dresses and a myriad of high heels. Anyway! I totally forgot part of her "I'm going out and getting pretty" routine was to play the song I Am Body Beautiful by Salt N Pepa ( Read more... )

Smelly dogs, you're smelly and it's cold out. So I let you outside to pee before I bathe you. I watch you pee and poop. You do both immensely. Why then do you immediately want outside in the cold to pee and poop again just fifteen minutes later after I finish bathing you when you're still wet and will be freezing cold in the process ( Read more... )

For the first time today I had an actual person seriously speak to me about the "homosexual agenda" as if it was a legitimate worry of theirs. I stared at them, brain broken temporarily, before I managed to reply that I was part of said agenda.

The conversation quickly ended.

Katie just discovered I have a collection of lesbian pulp novels, mostly stuff by Ann Bannon and a few others, and has been reading it all day apparently. She got so excited I gathered all of them up in a box and loaned them to her so she could read them. I just came over to her apartment after doing some random errands after work and she's totally ( Read more... )

I'm not sure why but it's a required course for my hopeful transfer into the St. Louis College of Pharmacy. Thus I'm taking it. My first class was this morning and I wasn't looking forward to it. I'm not a fan of sociology or psychology and the ensuring discussions that result from such classes. I think the only class I dreaded more (but thankfully ( Read more... )

I've used the same backpack for a few years now and it finally broke down this past month. I've wanted to replace it for awhile with a really nice (and durable) leather one that I can use not only for school but for my annual vacations when I go to various nerdy conventions. That way I can have two carry on bags instead of stuffing everything into ( Read more... )

Although I can drive quite confidently in the snow I'm glad I have tomorrow off work and can avoid driving in the snow which is supposed to be happening constantly the rest of tonight and well into tomorrow. The weather made it get unnaturally dark today and after I went to Borders for what was supposed to a bit of shopping and turned into me ( Read more... )

My thumb seriously is. I'm not sure why but the thumb in my right hand keeps twitching and having muscle spasms, nothing incredibly noticeable visually but it sure hurts a lot. If you look at it closely you can see it shaking. Very weird. I would go to a doctor except no health insurance and I sort of hate them and it's just a twitchy thumb. I don' ( Read more... )