Anti-Gay Senator Gets DUI After Leaving Gay Club

[dreiser]

I love it when homophobic politicians are outed as having gay sex and by love I mean I consider them lame ass fucktards.

In other weird news, my friend Ryan thinks his daughter can see ghosts because she keeps talking about speaking to sheep who are in pieces and some dude named Jorge who I say killed the sheep.

Comments

[oneplusme]

Ah, it's always a tragedy to see bigots hoist by their own petard (also known as pulling a Haggard).

Oh, wait. Did I write "a tragedy"? I meant "totally fucking hilarious". Apologies for the confusion.

[headintheair]

That guy is a turd. (I mean the hypocritical politician, not Jorge. Although, he did kill those sheep...)

[dreiser]

I think the sheep thing is totally Amityville Horror. I'm wondering if she caught it on tv somehow and changed the pig demon into a sheep. Not sure where Jorge came into the picture though.

[sulkygeek]

for a while I was convinced that Caroline was seeing ghosts because she decided to call her stuffed bear, "Barry" I was all "who the FUCK is Barry? She's only 2 and half!" I still don't know who Barry is