Obligatory how's-my-driving post! Please feel free to let me know how I'm doing! Am I too annoying? Is the accent too much? Capslock spammed too much for your liking? Does one personality hog the spotlight more than the others ( Read more... )

This post is full of things you should know about Blitzwing.

1. BLITZWING IS VERY BIG.
Don't forget, folks, he's a big honking robot! He transforms into a tank, a jet and a robot, and as such he has to be very big, around 40 feet tall or so. So PLEASE, remember that you can't just treat him like a normal fleshie! By all rights, he absolutely ( Read more... )

[Here, have a Blitzwing absent-mindedly plucking the blades off a slapdash bouquet made of steel wind turbines, meant for a certain spiky-haired lawyer...]

He loves me... he loves me not... he loves me... he loves me not...

[That's the one he gets. He switches to his Hothead face and promptly throws the 'bouquet' to the ground.]ZIS IS STUPID! ( Read more... )

[He's already gotten unfortunately familiar with some of the people wandering the streets of Melanore, but he's still not happy about it. At least he's gotten sort of used to talking to humans?]

....I hate Earzh. If zis is even on Earzh! Vhere ze slag am I?? I cannot find any recognizable energy signatures!

[....BUG HIM ALL YOU WANT.]