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[dreamoflight]

So I stumbled across this lovely list of everything a woman could possibly want this holiday season. It's a valuable and searching look into a woman's delicate psyche, of course, but I have a few edits I'd like to make.

1. Sultra Bombshell Curling Rod A lightsaber. I know, I know, a curling iron is apparently a woman's lightsaber these days. But

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[liontamer23]

I read the actual list first and I was like, "Wow, I don't want any of these," but your way made everything sound much more enticing.

[elspeth_vimes]

Oh, wow, things to give me headaches! Just what I secretly wanted.

[minimaize]

The unfortunate thing about this list is that there are probably a lot of girls who read this and go, "OMFG THIS IS LIEK, TOTES WHAT I WANT $ XMAS!!1!1!!"