Since Monday I have:

-been told to go to hell
-been called a fucking son of a bitch
-said i was a pitiful excuse of a human being
-been called a scam artist
-was told i am going to be sued
-and have been called various other heinous things

OH I LOVE MY JOB

AHH!!! I just got off the phone with Emily and I heard some tragic news.... The kid that I have oogling for forever now from Cafe Coco was apparently there last night!!! AND WHERE WAS I!?!?? ASLEEP BY 9:30 ( Read more... )

Alright so Emily and I went shoppin in order to be prepared for this evening ( Read more... )

Alright heffers let's discuss..... these customers need to mail in a copy of their cancellation form to our office. But unfortunately, they get really confused when they see that there is a Street Address and a Mailing Address. This is how the typical conversation goes ( Read more... )

Wow... lately I have just been having this feeling of running away. It is this uncontrollable yearning to just get in my car and drive.. as far as I can to who knows where. I can't explain this feeling though since I don't really have anything to run away from. Things are great here and there are no complaints coming from me. But I just want to go ( Read more... )

So on Friday, Natalie calls me up and invites me to her friend's party. At first I am a bit hesitant and think... oh I don't know if I should go... for good reason too.... Natalie lives in Atlanta. But after about a minute of telling me that I need to come I fold... hardcore. Hop in my car to begin the 3.5 hour commute to Atlanta. Unfortunately ( Read more... )

Alright... so I have decided to use this space to share the many wonderful comments I receive from the customers that call me. Incase you are unaware, I work as a customer representative at a publishing company and on a daily basis get screamed at by several customers. I rather enjoy it... but that is because I am a callous bastard and never really ( Read more... )

So let's discuss how on the Fourth of July yet another duct tape thong was made for Graham!!! Oh Virginia... how I heart thee for being able to make me such a wonderful thong. And please let's note... how Graham wore this thong AND ONLY this thong around the party danced a little and had a rockin time... all while completely sober. Can we please ( Read more... )

Oh man... hitting up DC and Charlottesville weekend of JULY 9... ready to see all my UVa kids again... wicked boner!!!

So apparently I am being kidnapped and being taken to Memphis this weekend... HOLLA... be back Sunday evening... yall better miss me tons!!!!