I can't believe how much he ended up crying with that! He usually loves it. There I was hopeful I would just get away with the pouty lip, but it turned into a full-blown tantrum. I'm buggered and he's still not asleep.
This is the Scottish in his blood, you know that, right?
He was happier earlier! I dinnae know what happened. The aeroplane game didnae even help. But, well, I'd throw a tantrum if you tried to feed me squished peas and carrots, too. Maybe he's finding his tastebuds, finally? Ten more minutes and I'll take him up to our room and lie down with him.
Aye, 'course he it! He wants meat like a real man!
I don't know what happened either, but now I know he's tired and cranky and trying to pull his diaper off again. What is is with you Scotsman and no knickers? He likes veggies, he's just having a moment. Don't you have to work on those lyrics?
When he grows more teeth, he can have more meat. I know what you're thinking. He's too young to try haggis.
You will insist on putting the teddy bear nappies on him. You know he hates them. Fresh air is nice! We've been trying to prove that for hundreds of years. Aye, but it doesnae matter. I'll do it tomorrow. The bairn's upset, and he willnae chill unless we do.
Blasphemy! He isnae too young for haggis. You can squish it up like you do with those peas. I'll bet you a week of oral sex every single night that he'll love it.
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This is the Scottish in his blood, you know that, right?
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Aye, 'course he it! He wants meat like a real man!
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When he grows more teeth, he can have more meat. I know what you're thinking. He's too young to try haggis.
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Blasphemy! He isnae too young for haggis. You can squish it up like you do with those peas. I'll bet you a week of oral sex every single night that he'll love it.
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