I can't believe how much he ended up crying with that! He usually loves it. There I was hopeful I would just get away with the pouty lip, but it turned into a full-blown tantrum. I'm buggered and he's still not asleep.
This is the Scottish in his blood, you know that, right?
He was happier earlier! I dinnae know what happened. The aeroplane game didnae even help. But, well, I'd throw a tantrum if you tried to feed me squished peas and carrots, too. Maybe he's finding his tastebuds, finally? Ten more minutes and I'll take him up to our room and lie down with him.
Aye, 'course he it! He wants meat like a real man!
I don't know what happened either, but now I know he's tired and cranky and trying to pull his diaper off again. What is is with you Scotsman and no knickers? He likes veggies, he's just having a moment. Don't you have to work on those lyrics?
When he grows more teeth, he can have more meat. I know what you're thinking. He's too young to try haggis.
You will insist on putting the teddy bear nappies on him. You know he hates them. Fresh air is nice! We've been trying to prove that for hundreds of years. Aye, but it doesnae matter. I'll do it tomorrow. The bairn's upset, and he willnae chill unless we do.
Blasphemy! He isnae too young for haggis. You can squish it up like you do with those peas. I'll bet you a week of oral sex every single night that he'll love it.
His cloth nappies are still damp, so it's got to be the disposable ones. I like the teddy bears! They're cute. Everytime fresh air hits his willy, he pees. We'll talk fresh air when he's toilet trained. He needs a bath. Wanna bath him together, thnen you can at least try to get him to sleep?
You evil, evil bastard, you. You know I can't say no to a bet like that. Don't think I'm going to be cooking that crap, though. I'll be gagging enough feeding it to my offspring.
But it isnae exactly an ego boost when you're on the run trying to find your feet with teddies on your butt, is it? Teddies dinnae say "Look at me, I'm walking, I'm awesome". He got Josh in the face the other day. My wee lad has good aim. He'll make a lassie proud one day with a pristine toilet bowl. Aye, sounds like a plan. That new squeaky dinosaur your Mum bought him for the bath should do the trick with the tears.
Only a true genius offers a reward that feathers his own nest too. As if I would ever let Irish hands cook haggis! Tomorrow, I'm the man of the kitchen.
Are you telling me you want me to get the race car ones next time? Either way, he's still going to try and pull them off. I am just proud that Josh has learnt how to use the sticky tabs on the nappies as well as he uses a roll of duct tape. I don't think it's just his good aim with a toilet bowl they'll be interested in if he grows up anything like you, sweetcheeks. I knew it was a good idea to save that for a rainy day. Now I just need to remember where I put it.
You just know I'm never going to just leave it at oral sex. You let Irish hands touch your cock. Does this mean I get a day off?
I'd rather tartan, or guitars. So would he. It's the disposable ones. You try walking around with a plastic bag as knickers and see how long you can go without wanting to pull it off. We still need to train him in coping with a nappy that's more than a pee. Well, we know Mia is already impressed. It might already be in the bath...
Oh aye, I know. I know very well. Those Irish hands really know what to do with my cock. They cannae ever know what to do with haggis, though. Does day off mean nay sex?
This is the Scottish in his blood, you know that, right?
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Aye, 'course he it! He wants meat like a real man!
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When he grows more teeth, he can have more meat. I know what you're thinking. He's too young to try haggis.
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Blasphemy! He isnae too young for haggis. You can squish it up like you do with those peas. I'll bet you a week of oral sex every single night that he'll love it.
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You evil, evil bastard, you. You know I can't say no to a bet like that. Don't think I'm going to be cooking that crap, though. I'll be gagging enough feeding it to my offspring.
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Only a true genius offers a reward that feathers his own nest too. As if I would ever let Irish hands cook haggis! Tomorrow, I'm the man of the kitchen.
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You just know I'm never going to just leave it at oral sex. You let Irish hands touch your cock. Does this mean I get a day off?
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Oh aye, I know. I know very well. Those Irish hands really know what to do with my cock. They cannae ever know what to do with haggis, though. Does day off mean nay sex?
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